level up

I don't have birthdays, I have level-ups

Electrician 80 lvl one second before lvl up

if women ruled the world there would be no wars... just a lot of countries not talking to each other

get up and go

-Giving girls flowers is strange. -like... here, I... I killed them for you! -When I saw them, I thought they were very beautiful and remembered you... ...and killed them. -Anyway, here I brought them to you... you'll probably want to put them in water so they... ...die, slowly.

breastfeeding in public. doesn't it annoy you? annoys me. You can't see anything from behind the baby's head.

Woke up and took the wrong one to kindergarten

who gets up early gets all the ice

snake game master lvl 99