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I wonder what cats think about when they stop between washes and stare into space for a few seconds?

-hey, Clark! Look! Your shoelaces are untied! -I won’t fall for this crap a second time.

Previously, when meeting, they raised their hat. Now they take the earphone out of their ear. As a sign of special respect, two are taken out.

-I found you a guy. -In terms of???? -well, I’ve noticed many times that you eat ice cream with a fork, and here one fucking cutlet eats a teaspoon, you’re the perfect fucking couple of azazaks))))

-Teacher Splinter, where are our bandages? -in the wash, Leonardo. -I'm Donatello...

sucker

attention. this guy was supposed to buy our washing machine for 15,000 rubles. he wanted to see her at work first, and asked her to load her things for washing. after the washing was finished, he said: let me go get the money, got into the car and left with clean clothes.

I'll fuck my friend now. -Why cards?

never believe three things: - the oath of a drug addict. - the tears of a prostitute. - and a minute before the end of the wash on the washing machine dial.

-If I lit a cigarette near your pussy, I would be fined 1500 rubles. -Why? -You cannot smoke in a public place. -fuck you