leather

-Why do women in leather, varnish and rubber excite men so much? -because they smell like a new car.

This is how it always happens, when you turn around on a leather sofa carelessly, it makes a terrible sound, and you turn around again, repeating this sound so that no one thinks that you farted.

my husband came home from work, and I opened the door in black leather lingerie, sexy stockings and a mask. he looked and asked: “Do you want to eat, Batman?”

gray-haired children were carried in a circle on the backs of lathered mares, the drunken carousel driver forgot about them