le fils de grand mère

-Hey, how about you take a walk with me today, baby?) -I can't today. My grandmother’s sister’s aunt’s grandson’s friend’s brother’s fish on my mother’s side died. -And you know how to sew.

grandma advised

-Dude, how are you? -you fucking son of a bitch, I played angry birds on highscreen pure f there was only one fucking pig left and your fucking SMS came out on top and I sent the bird to fly, fuck you knows where you went, fuck you bitch!! -sorry... -you just did it one more fucking time, fuck you man, fuck you!!!

what diet? quickly sat down at the table

The son of a poker player cannot understand whether his father loves him or not

that awkward feeling when grandchildren look like grandma

the father asks his son: - why are you reading a book about raising children? the son replies: - I’m monitoring you to see if you’re going too far...

- Grandma, come. -I can’t, I’m already old. -but my parents left me alone without food.

Oleg Gazmanov named his son after the video card.

-What, you pissing fraer, have you misled? Do you even know whose son I am? -whose? -God. come to our church on Sunday.