le désir d'une fille

dubstep is the subconscious longing of the younger generation for the noise of a working factory

the girl said she wanted to go to some expensive place, so I took her to a gas station

will this be considered a sin? so here's the question. Well, for example, we have holy water. that is, n2o. If we decompose it into its components by electrolysis, will we get holy hydrogen and holy oxygen? If so, is it then possible to obtain holy plutonium using nuclear fusion and make a holy atomic bomb? and if we destroy someone by this deed, will it be considered a sin? holy bomb.

if a girl cheated on someone to be with you, she will cheat on you to be with someone else.

-cortana, show me the movie schedule for today. -Who is Cortana? -oops, I meant siri. -who is cortana? -Please show the movie schedule for today. -maybe you should ask cortana about the movie schedule?

my name is Margarita. I am 30 years old. I'm a pastry chef, I'm sick of gingerbread and I want whip

I saw my wife off, I’m standing near the restaurant smoking. A young man, who looks like a gopnik fan, comes up and says in a drunken language: “Answer yes or no?” -What's the question? I ask. -It doesn’t matter, just say yes or no? -No. The guy thought and said: - Justify.

when will they bring the second one?

Joe, I changed my mind. don't shave. I like the mustache