kurze ankündigung

summer nights goodbye in short

in short, to make it more convenient for you to apply makeup on the road, we installed a mirror for you instead of a windshield

that moment when you realize that these are shorts

In short, you were stupid, we went to suck off others.

Hawaiian gop-stop

Briefly about my trip to Japan

Why is there a pair of juicy pasties sticking out of her shorts?

Moscow is, in short, a city of gnomes: we love grandmas, loads of money, a lot of bearded men and awesome underground metro palaces. St. Petersburg are elves: some kind of half-pokers with off-the-scale self-esteem, a subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. the rest of Russia is inhabited by Orcs.

your first love has already given birth to two children, got divorced and drunk herself to death, and you are still wearing those shorts with spongebob at the dacha.