krieg

boy: said - done. man: I didn’t promise, I said I’d try. experienced man: I actually didn’t say that. grandfather: there was no such thing at all. old warrior - wise warrior

Who are you, warrior?

-My Fuhrer, Soviet troops are already in Berlin! We are waiting for your instructions! -we're fucked

as I see, as my cat sees

We didn't start this war!

every nation considers itself superior to others. this gives rise to nationalism and war. people must understand that you cannot jump higher than Belarusians. (c) Lukashenko A.G.

perhaps the best moment in history

how to get a guy: 1. come to our store, buy a cupcake. 2. give it to your lover and say: “if the cupcake is delicious, then we should be together.” 3. The cupcakes from our store are very tasty, so you will succeed. if he refuses, then please come again, we will give you a free cup of hot coffee or tea so that you can pour it on his face.