kirche

another miracle revealed to the world by the holy fathers of the Russian Orthodox Church: recordings from twenty-two video cameras disappeared. where the moment of the accident was recorded. when a servant of the Russian Orthodox Church, monk Elijah, knocked down two people to death. Now, perhaps, Elijah will be released, since there is all the evidence of his crime. miraculously disappeared!

Need more gold

-sister, attach the cross. -We are losing him, bring the censer! -I introduce four cubes of holy water.

-What, you pissing fraer, have you misled? Do you even know whose son I am? -whose? -God. come to our church on Sunday.

you put out the candles and made a wish. and misunderstanding reigned in the church

I really wanted to quit smoking, but I couldn’t do it myself. I went to church and asked God to help. a week ago I found out that I have tuberculosis. Chemotherapy not only makes you not want to smoke, the smoke even makes you want to puke. -do not thank!

in a casino they pray much more sincerely than in church

knock on the door.. - hello, I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ. I'd like to talk to you about it. -yeah, wait a minute... what the hell have you done again?

oh god you are a sinner