jude

This explains a lot

- no, I’m Jewish)) - well, that’s what I understood) - give me your number? -we use names here

-Dad, what is the greatest Jewish dilemma? -free pork. -It can be sold.

“Please help, do I need to insert the tampon deeply? I’ll insert it for the first time” - until it clicks

the heart of a Christian, the heart of a Jew, the heart of a Muslim, the heart of an atheist. "I'm not going to prove anything to anyone, I'm just showing off my collection."

When I was a child, they didn’t buy me anything for nothing: if you want a bike, finish the school year with no grades, if you want a skateboard, dig up the garden, if you want a new phone, help your grandmother make repairs. that's why I had nothing

the neighbor sold the apartment, and six months later he married the buyer. I think I know his nationality.

What should a real gentleman do after a romantic dinner? help the lady burn the calories she acquired at dinner.

help Dasha find the ruble...