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A fresh French roll - crunch, an enemy's skull - crunch, a snowball under your feet - crunch, but your knee joint - don't crunch. Can I have another traumatologist?

“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...

I like to eat salted fish, but I don’t want to get my hands dirty, so I ask my mother to clean it and put it in my mouth, and in return she makes me clap my hands and make sounds like a seal. Vitalik, 32 years old.

it's all bullshit. redo

- We’re smoking hashish in a black helmet, who’s joining us? -we're in a white Logan with a blue stripe, we'll be there in a minute.

a young testosterone carrier is looking for a beautiful estrogen carrier to jointly release endorphins

This is a photo of two children who caught a firefly. but it looks like they're smoking a joint

I invited my friends to hit me with a joint at home, they have never come to my aid so quickly