jeune femme

While you're surfing the Internet, pigeons are picking up your girlfriend.

I saw my wife off, I’m standing near the restaurant smoking. A young man, who looks like a gopnik fan, comes up and says in a drunken language: “Answer yes or no?” -What's the question? I ask. -It doesn’t matter, just say yes or no? -No. The guy thought and said: - Justify.

girl, you dropped your bag

Am I a good housewife? - No. Do I want to become better? - also no. By the way, it's a shit pie.

-young man, why are you laughing endlessly? -I wouldn't laugh endlessly...

-Young man, are you picking on me? -how could you think that! To glue you, you must first be degreased

if a girl is sticky, she needs to be torn off