jardin d'enfants

this kindergarten needs a new hero

I liked a girl in kindergarten. Hiding behind the door, we showed each other our pussies. then the nanny burned us and after that I no longer worked there

when there is nowhere to drink beer with friends, and your friend is a caretaker in a kindergarten

the most awesome time in my life was kindergarten: I had a wife, children, a house and superpowers! and now this is some bullshit...

A boy comes home from kindergarten all scratched up. dad asks: what happened? - They danced around the Christmas tree. -so what? -The Christmas tree is big, there are few children.

when mom came to pick you up from kindergarten

“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food

I still can’t forgive myself for not loving sleeping in kindergarten...

-Don't forget to water the garden. -It's raining here! - It’s okay, there’s an umbrella there.

I hate myself for not valuing sleep in kindergarten