isso é besteira isso é besteira

- fact: if the earth were 10 feet closer to the sun we would burn, and if it were further we would freeze. -If anyone is interested, this is bullshit. The distance from planet earth to the star sun, depending on the time of year, can range from approximately 147 to 152 million km. -Listen, were you asked to comment on my posts? Never comment on my statuses again. I didn't ask you...

what the fuck is this, what is this bullshit, these two fucks are so bad that I fucking fucked her mom in the mouth

the most awesome time in my life was kindergarten: I had a wife, children, a house and superpowers! and now this is some bullshit...

“punch in the face” and “punch in the face” are the same thing, but “punch in the ass” and “punch in the ass” are a completely different story.

dialogue at a construction site: - fuck! are you crazy?! what the fuck are you fucking fucking up?! fuck off! -no fucking way, bullshit! it’s fucking bad, why the fuck is it screwing up?!

someday they will stop installing monitors in the “pumping car”, but that’s another story

this is already too much

That's enough for you, sir, what a real tactlessness!

that's why it's not dependent