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Dirty, Iron, Move in time, Top. -HOW TO WASH IN IT???

“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food

when I'm sad, I remember how the red-haired one from Ivanushki raps in a whisper

Do you want me to blow up all the stars that interfere with sleep?

find out what your emo band will be called

Deputy Vitaly Milonov demands a ban on concerts of foreign musicians in Russia, as well as propaganda of foreign music, videos, etc. since this interferes with the development of Russian musical culture. -Guys, let's help Milonov find his brain

Porn actors took pseudonyms for themselves based on the fact that the first name is the name of the first pet, and the last name is the name of the street on which they live. What would your name sound like in the porn industry? -tuzik 30 years of victory

Today it’s been two and a half months since my girlfriend and I have sex every day! I wonder how much longer we'll last?) - don't menstruation interfere?) - and she hasn't had them yet) - damn!!!!

I don't know what's weirder. answer her questions, or sit silently while she stares at you.