my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...
-hehe! - stop it! -Why? you like it! -they can see us! -Vasya, let me introduce you, this is Ivan Ivanovich, my boss Ivan Ivanovich, this is Vasya from the IT department... -Very nice!