infinidade

we had 2 pots of brosh, not red, but with cabbage, 75 sausages, half a canister of tea, an excellent thirst quencher, and an endless supply of salad, completely stuffed with apples and pineapples of all varieties and colors. he infuriated me terribly, but I knew that sooner or later we would switch to this rubbish.

you can endlessly look at three things: how the absinthe flows, how the absinthe burns, and how they throw me out of the bar drunk

One Chinese sage said: ...Cool, right? I actually cried at this place...

I am outraged that actors swear in porn! The kids are watching!

87% of people intentionally spell the word shack backwards.

first! only two days a year! where are they from? fuck we know... "Fucking Circus" tricks are just fucked up! Clowns are degenerates! killer performances! you will regret the time and money spent!

like if you haven't fucked today

- Fuck, I can’t feel my ass. -what???

-Yes. -pussy! -Yes. -pussy! -Yes. -pussy! -fuck. hello! Is this Sergei Zverev? -Yes. -pussy!