in a relationship

in a relationship with a girl, the main thing is not the main thing, and not the main thing is the main thing

in a relationship the main thing is to bring your girlfriend to: ahhahahahaha

in 2012, a chicago resident bought a car for $600, registered it in the name of his ex-girlfriend (apparently, when he registered, they were still in a relationship), but after the breakup, he parked the car at o'hara airport, and she collected parking tickets for the total the amount of 105,761.80 dollars. moral: but there is none...

where there is pleasure, there I am

I was walking along the bank one day, and in the river a man who had run out of arguments in an argument was drowning. "stick to the spelling!" - I shout to him. barely saved...