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In the Middle Ages, no one knew what Hip-Hop was. It was something alien.

It’s better to get chickenpox in childhood, and the plague - in the Middle Ages

-age is just a number. it does not determine a person's mind and his outlook on life. everything depends not on the years lived, but on the circumstances experienced in life. -young man, either show your passport or put the bottle in its place.

my psychological age: I'm going to burn fluff

“The age of the girl you are going to build a relationship with must be equal to the length of your penis added” - this is illegal. -fuck Galkin's hose.

- Ten people were admitted to the reception center there with HES, and the infectious disease was completely clogged. There are a lot of stories to describe, emergency ones to submit... - What are you driving?! Which infectious disease, which emergency? The fourteenth century is in the yard. Burn them all.