ich habe deine mutter gefickt

“I fucked your mother” - relatives

my mother is a surgeon. -this film is brilliant! I have an idea! daughter, let's try a new technique. -Don't hurt me, please.. -I'm your mother, you have to trust me. look, now you're like a predator. -aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! -ha-ha-ha! do it again.

-Mom, look, I made a circle on the floor, and our cat walked into it and is sitting. cool, mom? - Wonderful, son, what else can you please your mother at 30 years old?

did you think we were joking? fucking admin

when I got up from behind the computer with headphones on

I fooled your wife again!

when I got up from the computer and forgot to take off my headphones

my friends, when I borrowed them money "thank you"