hole

get yourself a guy, you only have 5 rubles: 1. household - 2 rubles; 2. god of sex - 3p; 3. cheerful - 2p; 4. excellent body - 3p; 5. caring - 1p; 6. rich - 5p; 7. brutal - 1r; 8. faithful - 3p; 9. romantic - 1r; 10. patient - 1r; 11. smart - 3p; 12. loves children - 2p; 13. loves mother-in-law - 4p; 14. tolerates your friends - 2 rubles.

it's all because of your fantasy and porn

I'm just getting bread, I don't need a basket

wife: - the hole in my earring hurts... husband: - who is this earring?!

trucks at the watering hole...

I see all the guys 23+ with their earlobes sewn up. what is it? Are tunnels turning out to be useless crap in adult life? who would have thought, right?