hohes alter

to the heights of excellence

I would like to be so old

despite all the gadgets, robot missions to Mars, the successes of technological progress - the heart still skips a beat at the speed with which the cord disappears in a vacuum cleaner when you press a button

- you're a fool)) - you talk to me, translate it to yourself. -translation didn’t work, you got diarrhea) -bitch, lol))

my handwriting depends on: my mood, the temperature in the office, the height of the table, lighting, attitude towards the teacher, the weight of the pen, the quality of the notebook paper. but not from me, no.

I fucked old age

- Hello, are you interested in suspended ceilings? - just like that right away... - we’ll place the order right away. -I’m not ready.. -and I’ll prepare you now. -First you need to meet your parents. -I slowly remove the old plaster from the second ceiling... ...I put the drill on the hammer drill... ...and make several holes in your wall.... ...then I take a vacuum cleaner and suck the dust out of the holes.. .

a couple more years and you won't be able to die young anymore.

how to know if your heart has stopped: 1. you didn’t know each other until this summer; 2. you wandered around the world, land and water; 3. Quite by accident, you took tickets for adjacent seats at a high altitude.