habe geschissen

iPhones should be sold in the toilet near regular mirrors. photo session, under lamp light, where I took a shit yesterday!!!

sir, won't you be indignant when you find out that I shit on your lawn?

Hello mom, I got shit on again..

didn't sleep and wake up

never took a shit at school in 10 years of study

if I were him, I wouldn't wake up

-hahahahahahahaha! I mixed amphetamines into the water supply of all of Gotham. -I'll stop you! -It's too late, batmu duck! everyone is already hooked! "citywide increase in productivity. Economists are puzzled. Student scores have skyrocketed! The newspaper office is so clean, but not yet clean enough."