guerre à l'infini

As a child, when playing a war game, the most difficult thing was not to kill the enemy, but to prove that you killed him

-My Fuhrer, Soviet troops are already in Berlin! We are waiting for your instructions! -we're fucked

perhaps the best moment in history

every nation considers itself superior to others. this gives rise to nationalism and war. people must understand that you cannot jump higher than Belarusians. (c) Lukashenko A.G.

mother of dragons, dragon slayer, dragon trainer, dragon fucker

The children were playing war with water pistols in the yard, but it started to rain and killed everyone.

What if there’s a war and I’m tired?