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AN ORDINARY GRANDMOTHER IS WAITING FOR A CALL OF FRAUDERS
hungrycattt
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2023 10 22 06:48
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UZBEKISTAN Tashkent
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a friend had a grandmother living in her house, whom the local youth nicknamed “scooter”, in honor of the German musical group scooter. and she got her nickname due to the fact that she had a granddaughter, Faina, and the grandmother, going out onto the balcony, shouted with good obscenities: fayaya...
borsch
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2016 04 03 09:33
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
there is an exam. professor: there are 500 bricks on board the plane. one brick fell out of the plane. How many bricks are left on board? student: well, that's easy! 499! professor: right. next question. how to put an elephant in the refrigerator in 3 steps? student: 1. open the refrigerator, 2. put the elephant in there. 3. close the refrigerator! professor: further. how to put deer in the refrigerator in four steps? student: 1. open the refrigerator. 2. pull out the elephant. 3. put the deer. 4. close the refrigerator! professor: great! next question. It's the birthday of the king of beasts, lion! All the animals came except one. Why? student: because the deer is still in the refrigerator! professor: great! Further. can granny walk through a swamp with crocodiles? student: of course he can! After all, all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday! professor: good! and now the last question. Granny walked through an empty swamp, but still died! what happened to her? student: uh! did she drown? professor: but no! A brick fell on her, which fell out of the plane! for a "retake"!
solyanka
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2016 03 27 11:18
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GEORGIA Tbilisi
when your boss comes in and you pick up the first thing you come across to make it seem like you’re working.
prikol_xa
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2016 02 24 01:57
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BELARUS Mogilev
kicked all the drunks out of the entrance
fuck_humor
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2015 10 30 11:38
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UKRAINE Kyiv City
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while no one sees
redball
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2015 09 25 06:53
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KYRGYZSTAN Bishkek
the old woman is 81 years old
solyanka
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2015 08 20 15:22
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GEORGIA Tbilisi
my dear, how to get to the market?
redball
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2015 07 13 12:16
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KYRGYZSTAN Bishkek
Elizabeth II secretly leaves Buckingham Palace
leprum
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2015 07 10 14:37
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KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
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redball
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2015 06 27 14:29
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KYRGYZSTAN Bishkek
"Grandma" memes are popular in our country because we have such grandmothers that are nowhere else to be found. These pictures are often based on the discrepancy between the image of grandma and the actions they perform - they ride motorcycles, climb over walls, do splits, or drink beer. Here, the imaginary helplessness of grandmothers is ridiculed, even though they can stop a walking elephant and tear off its trunk. A village grandmother sitting behind the wheel of a cool car in a standard headscarf looks very unexpected. Grandmother is a cultural hero for many generations of people, she is the nurturer and feeder of the human race, so the most often ridiculed thing about grandmothers is that their main desire is to feed their grandchildren until they are full, even though they complain about the last pancake being stuck in their throats. Often, grandmothers express standard opinions of grandmothers about prostitutes and drug addicts - "Drug addict, what's that?" Each grandmother is a guardian of morality and a guardian of law and order in the country. Vigorous grandmothers are the most powerful weapon against crime - five grandmothers on a bench near the entrance will not let any gang in (well, at least they will remember them well, discuss and swear at them). In general, grandmother is our secret Russian weapon that works in the most unexpected moment, causing the greatest damage with a large radius of destruction.