gosto disso

the fuck are you looking? like it

like if you found 5 differences

You can't even punish a woman. I like it.

many people died here. let's show respect in the form of likes!

a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!

Did you also sing foreign songs in an invented language as a child?? give it a like if you still do this

-hehe! - stop it! -Why? you like it! -they can see us! -Vasya, let me introduce you, this is Ivan Ivanovich, my boss Ivan Ivanovich, this is Vasya from the IT department... -Very nice!

Like if your favorite yummy is here!

all these “capchucks”, “nagens”, “expressos” pale in comparison with what one woman said today: “this cake tastes too printer-like.”

Like if you were a pilot of the ship "Blevotron-2000"