god works in mysterious ways

girls. oh my god oh my god!!!!!!!!!! I left beer in the entrance the day before yesterday... I went into the entrance before work and it was a little freezing... something was strumming!!!!! I finish my drink, and there’s a syringe... Lord, what’s the likelihood that I’ll get infected?

the phrase “the ways of God are mysterious” sounds like “the administration is not responsible”

if natural disasters are the work of God, then the church should pay for all losses due to them

i asked god for a motorcycle, but i know god doesn't work like that, so i stole the motorcycle and asked god for forgiveness.

If there is no God, then whose jeans are these?

If God loves everyone equally, then why does someone have to go to work by 7?

and God said to Noah - make a backup, I’ll format it

"Boganette" - there is no God!