god

- My God, we haven’t seen each other for a hundred years! -Oh my God! let's stand here where everyone walks and discuss our children

when you pass by a children's sandbox while drunk

our fasteners will not let you down!

I can’t describe many situations in my life otherwise than with the word fucked up. I don't know any other word. this is not the end, this is not a fiasco, this is not a tragedy, this is fucked up. fucked up - this is a degree and has no signs. fucked up doesn't mean bad, it doesn't mean good. This is close to the word delight. If at some point I see a nuclear mushroom unfolding in front of me, I will understand that this is fucked up. but that doesn’t mean good or bad, it’s a vivid impression

They will also look at your ceiling with their mouths open - stretch ceilings....

HELLO TO EVERYONE:) I'M 17 YEARS OLD, I'M FROM Tyumen, I'M LOOKING FOR FRIENDS!!! ADD TO FRIENDS))) I WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO HAVE NEW FRIENDS!!! -Oh my God, do you know a dead language?

your pussy would buy... intimate hygiene gel

levels of protection

not a mustache, but a pass in panties

get yourself a guy, you only have 5 rubles: 1. household - 2 rubles; 2. god of sex - 3p; 3. cheerful - 2p; 4. excellent body - 3p; 5. caring - 1p; 6. rich - 5p; 7. brutal - 1r; 8. faithful - 3p; 9. romantic - 1r; 10. patient - 1r; 11. smart - 3p; 12. loves children - 2p; 13. loves mother-in-law - 4p; 14. tolerates your friends - 2 rubles.