gehängt

Some idiot printed it out and hung this terrible thing in a hole in the ceiling. To say that I just got aggravated is to say nothing. I'll find it and fuck you.

-Let's go pick up the chicks.

normal people see a jump, but I see hanged ballerinas

something tells me this is a crappy pharmacy

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

-I want to hang myself!!! -If you're going to rub the rope with soap, take Dove. it consists of a quarter moisturizer and does not dry out the skin.

If the Ebola virus gets into Vegas, will it stop spreading? after all: “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”

when you realize that in two weeks the end of the year and exams