gehängt

normal people see a jump, but I see hanged ballerinas

when you realize that in two weeks the end of the year and exams

-I want to hang myself!!! -If you're going to rub the rope with soap, take Dove. it consists of a quarter moisturizer and does not dry out the skin.

something tells me this is a crappy pharmacy

-Let's go pick up the chicks.

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

Some idiot printed it out and hung this terrible thing in a hole in the ceiling. To say that I just got aggravated is to say nothing. I'll find it and fuck you.

- Hello, are you interested in suspended ceilings? - just like that right away... - we’ll place the order right away. -I’m not ready.. -and I’ll prepare you now. -First you need to meet your parents. -I slowly remove the old plaster from the second ceiling... ...I put the drill on the hammer drill... ...and make several holes in your wall.... ...then I take a vacuum cleaner and suck the dust out of the holes.. .