gattin

made breakfast: for my beloved daughter, for her mother

husband, welcome home. I'm hiding inside with a toy gun, here's the second one... the loser is cooking dinner tonight. and may luck be with you. kisses, wife

my pregnant wife hid to scare me from around the corner

-Where do you get the money from? - I take it from the nightstand. -Who leaves them there? -my wife. -Where does she get the money from? -I give it to her. -Where are you from? -from the nightstand.

-I heard you had to bury your wife? -What to do, she was dead.

-children, if you eat everything, dad will buy you ice cream. -fucking bitch...

-Darling, I want a fur coat! -Oh, you are my mistress! I’ll run now to get some herring and beets!

gave my wife a Toyota