-Ouch! You have internet there! and everything is available!! all world literature! all the painting! amazing! I can imagine how interesting it is for you there! What, what are they watching there?! -ass, tits, kittens
-here, kitty, kitty, kitty... -your cat isn’t there. He's probably very far away from here now. I'm sure he had reasons to leave. but in any case, wherever he is, he will never forget you.