garrafa

Thanks to the new soca-cola. Now I know the names of the pigs that leave trash in the yard.

-crap! Got stuck in a traffic jam again! fifth time this day! -you get what you don’t want, because the parameters of mental radiation highlight negative sectors in the space of options and material realization moves towards them!

-give me a bottle of whiskey. -with myself? - no, without you.

In Russia, one of the passengers dropped a bottle of vodka under the train

My boyfriend forbids me to throw away the bottle caps he has. When asked why he needs them, he either avoids answering or says that he will need them “when it starts.” What is he even talking about?

-What do you have in your bag? -bottle of rum. -Did you call a bottle of vodka rum? - Yes.

while you wait for your girlfriend