gamaschen

-Does the minced meat need to be washed? -Didn't understand?! -Well, how do you wash the minced meat for cutlets? -Well, you wash your meat, that’s why I asked. -Why should I yell right away?!

I must save the galaxy. -plug the black hole

kissing a non-smoking girl is the same as licking a washed ashtray

THE SOUP IS SO FAT, IT'S STRANGE THAT IT'S NOT IN LEGGINGS

"I went to the toilet and came back drunk!" -washed the four

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

WHAT DO WE TELL THOSE TRYING TO DIET? NOT TODAY!