funny quotes
2024 06 10 07:33
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UNITED STATES Las Vegas
-We will get rich and start a family! -Homer, we already have a family! - let's make it better! (c) Homer Simpson
2016 05 23 07:58
15
KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
the whole world is a tram, and you are in it - Berlioz.
2016 04 28 03:17
35
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
unexpected sex is the most pleasant thing, of course, if you are not in prison
2014 10 14 09:19
17
UKRAINE Kyiv City
I apologize to the daughters whose mothers I aroused!
2014 10 08 03:28
38
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
Some people are famous for their ability to find a way out of the most difficult situations. I am famous for my ability to find the entrance there.
2014 09 16 01:17
3
RUSSIA Taganrog
children are scared by uncles, uncles are scared by children
2014 08 15 19:54
10
RUSSIA Taganrog
