funny first and last names

-where are you now? - from my brother. "brother Anastasia"

Daenerys stormborn, from the house of Targaryen, from the blood of old Valyria, mother of dragons, queen of the Andals, Rhoynar and the first people, Khaleesi of the great Dothraki sea, will rent a garage for a long time

"Krovostok" is a gentle, active, warm, playful, kind, simple, wonderful cat, without bad habits, named Krovostok, who will choose a family.

Call your son “detonator” so that if he gets lost, you’ll shout at your wife, “Where’s the detonator!?”

Hello, I'm Brunhilda Archibaldovna. This is my husband - Sophocles Ibrahimovic. our children: Guinevere, Wenceslas and Fevronia. and this is Tanya, my niece. We don't like her a little.

what would the Indians call you?

1. I’m changing my last name to Poison. 2. My daughter Agatha is born. 3. I’m changing my last name to Remedy. 4. I also call my new daughter Agata. 5. I don’t live in vain.

Tupitsyna T.P. -combo

Zhanbekov Akpantokpanturarkozha Ibadullauly

director to the new driver: - what is your last name? I only address drivers by their last name! - Andrey! - what is that last name? - no name. - you didn’t understand me, I need to know your last name! - You won’t call me by my last name, call me Andrey! - Hey, soldier, are you stupid, I ask again, what’s your last name? - Well, “beloved” is my last name! - let's go, Andrey...