france

If electric current always follows the path of least resistance, why does lightning strike all over the world, not just in France?

An acquaintance went to France to Disneyland. On a roller coaster, he saw that before the children set off, they shouted "papista - fali." I asked the controller what are these children shouting? - yes, a Russian used to work here - every time he pulled the lever, he shouted: “pa-piz-dova-a-li.”

A fresh French roll - crunch, an enemy's skull - crunch, a snowball under your feet - crunch, but your knee joint - don't crunch. Can I have another traumatologist?

after the death of this man there remained: 2 French jackets, a pair of boots, a tobacco pouch, a pipe, 5 rubles of money and a great power.

pitbull: ppppppp... doberman: woof-woof-woof! French bulldog: je me déteste et je veux mourir.

-Yes, our Siberia alone is five Frances. -The whole world is alarmed that you are measuring your territory by other countries.

you're already dead if you still haven't seen the sniper

It was this pianist who gave a concert in 1994 in an unknown French village, to which absolutely no one came, because no one knew him.