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A fresh French roll - crunch, an enemy's skull - crunch, a snowball under your feet - crunch, but your knee joint - don't crunch. Can I have another traumatologist?

- we flew to the Maldives... - of course we flew! -Don’t interrupt, so, a German, a Frenchman and a Russian flew to the Maldives...

after the death of this man there remained: 2 French jackets, a pair of boots, a tobacco pouch, a pipe, 5 rubles of money and a great power.

- why when I enter my number, they write to me that another page is already linked to this number? -Hello. Please write the numbers of the number in international format. -why do you need them?) -I’ll call you, let’s get to know each other, first we’ll have a heart-to-heart chat on long winter evenings, then we’ll meet, we’ll start going to the movies, museums, the opera together, I’ll marry you to a worthy man, you’ll make me the godmother of your firstborn, we’ll take you off in your old age blue convertible Ford Mustang >> 1966, we will travel around Europe with a brood of grandchildren, at the end of the journey, in our ninth decade, we will quietly die in Paris, in a cozy room at the Saint-Jean-de-Dieu clinic, in the 7th arrondissement, and we They will be buried together somewhere in the farthest and shady corner of the beautiful Pere-Lachaise. or I’ll just check which page the number is linked to and help link it to yours, if possible.

pitbull: ppppppp... doberman: woof-woof-woof! French bulldog: je me déteste et je veux mourir.

An acquaintance went to France to Disneyland. On a roller coaster, he saw that before the children set off, they shouted "papista - fali." I asked the controller what are these children shouting? - yes, a Russian used to work here - every time he pulled the lever, he shouted: “pa-piz-dova-a-li.”

It was this pianist who gave a concert in 1994 in an unknown French village, to which absolutely no one came, because no one knew him.

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