frança

If electric current always follows the path of least resistance, why does lightning strike all over the world, not just in France?

-Can I ask you a little frank question?) -Go ahead. -What orientation are you? -Can I give you a little frank answer then? -ok, fair enough) -you have fucking tits, and I wouldn’t want to screw you over. -OU

A fresh French roll - crunch, an enemy's skull - crunch, a snowball under your feet - crunch, but your knee joint - don't crunch. Can I have another traumatologist?

An acquaintance went to France to Disneyland. On a roller coaster, he saw that before the children set off, they shouted "papista - fali." I asked the controller what are these children shouting? - yes, a Russian used to work here - every time he pulled the lever, he shouted: “pa-piz-dova-a-li.”

pitbull: ppppppp... doberman: woof-woof-woof! French bulldog: je me déteste et je veux mourir.

who steals cones from Yevgeny Petrosyan? frank interview with the artist

It was this pianist who gave a concert in 1994 in an unknown French village, to which absolutely no one came, because no one knew him.

you're already dead if you still haven't seen the sniper