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Nokia is now bushido. Nokia owners are like samurai, devoted to a master who has lost his former greatness.

in 2012, a chicago resident bought a car for $600, registered it in the name of his ex-girlfriend (apparently, when he registered, they were still in a relationship), but after the breakup, he parked the car at o'hara airport, and she collected parking tickets for the total the amount of 105,761.80 dollars. moral: but there is none...

"transformers prime walk" is the best! downloaded, launched. At first I heard a slight crack and noise. then the screen flashed and blinded me. When I rubbed my eyes, I saw how the Sony inscription folded into the Autobot icon. After that, the phone began to vibrate and turned over to the screen and began to shine a flash into the sky (probably calling the others). While I was finishing my will, a screw flew into me and I saw my Xperia Z transform into an Autobot. as soon as he took on the appearance of a robot, he fucked the cat and said that I was the chosen one. Now we’re sitting with him drinking tea and waiting for Megan Fox

transformers in russia

In Russia, one of the passengers dropped a bottle of vodka under the train

Peter Cook grew a living chair by making branches grow to form a seat. it took 8 years. -suck my dick ikea

former

Police: A 22-year-old girl was arrested for making 77,000 calls to her ex-boyfriend.

ability to turn 15p into 350p with one move of a knife

-you can write your password for the contact in the comments and it will turn into asterisks *******) -****** awesome, really. -******oh, it really works. - "cucumber1996" fagots!