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The Minister of Education cannot pass the Unified State Exam for the tenth time. The Minister of Health fainted in line at the clinic. the deputy died of hunger, having lived only one month on child benefits. ... only after that the pensioner released the goldfish.

I baked chocolate cookies in the shape of a phone, and now I mock the cops - every time they stop me for talking on the phone, and I eat this phone in front of them and move on

In Russia, one of the passengers dropped a bottle of vodka under the train

I dreamed that I created a sausage in the shape of a loaf. you know, so that it fits perfectly on the piece and there are no these damn empty spaces. how they clapped me, how they glorified me...

“if you put headphones on your nostrils and at the same time cover your ears, the oral cavity forms a speaker” - I was kicked out of my psychologist’s class for this crap

Sorry guys, how to get to the station?

Omsk Tire Plant won a tender for the supply of Formula 1 tires in the amount of 20,000 pieces... for fencing the track)))

curd mass is the curd impulse divided by the curd speed