forest

if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

1. Take a photo as if you were pulling a baby out of a flying saucer that crashed in the forest. 2. When the child turns ten, arrange it so that he accidentally finds this photo in the attic.

something is knocking me out

"squirrels. an easy test for whether you are a forester or a duck." -or an alcoholic

In every company that goes out to rest in the forest, there is a mysterious silent person who brings new branches for the fire and throws them into the fire.

if you are running aimlessly through the forest in the company of a raccoon. and yell some nonsense. you: 52% - Artyom on spice. 48% - Pocahontas.

a drunken car lady stole a traffic police baton. While drawing up the report, the woman grabbed the staff and ran into the forest, constantly threatening the inspector in the Tatar language. and her companion at that time threw dead chickens into the patrol car.

imagine you are walking home alone through the forest on a dark night and suddenly you see this

alcoholic Stepan went into the forest to pay a return visit to the squirrels.