first rule

The first rule of the owner of a proofreader is that no one should know about the proofreader!

The first rule when you are sick is not to google about the disease. never.

The first rule of iPhone ownership is that everyone should know that you have an iPhone.

The first rule of winter sex: whoever has snot comes from below

Rule No. 1 when walking through abandoned and dark places, the main thing is not to step in poop

- Gosh, dude, you should google it first, yeah. gitler there is no such surname, there is hitler, in all Romano-Germanic languages, and in Russian the letter “g” is used due to translation rules. -fascist!! -You are so logical that a chair, a horse, twenty-eight. -usually one person sits on a chair. the horse has four legs. There are twenty-eight letters in a word. 1488!!

first sms to hitler in berlin

Ohm's first law - "don't tell anyone about Ohm's law"

first day on the server

today I will become a man