I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....
-Good evening, Denis. want to earn money? I can get a job in Gazprom, Rosneft, the State Duma. or cooperation with my small company. want to earn money? -What did I just read? -I don’t know, I’m stoned, sorry