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-I’ll say right away, before you I slept with three guys. -I was only 30 minutes late

-What is the date today? -March 28. -Martha?! how do you know this name?!

you expect the guy to come on a date, but he jerks off and is sleeping.

- Shall we go somewhere? -only if going nowhere. -Okay, then I’ll pick you up in a few minutes. let's go to nowhere, taste nirvana. made from freshly suffered zen. -let's go through eternity. I still need to accept the inevitable

people close their eyes during a kiss to get some sleep.

don’t deny yourself anything, I’ll treat you

I'm certainly not rich, but...

your mouth is like a Lada door. until you fuck it it won't close.

when will they bring the second one?

when you try to yawn with your mouth closed