estou com a mamãe

Vladimir Go to sleep! Polina What is spice? Vladimir Don't even think about it! Bad stuff, could be fatal. Drugs with chemicals! Ask your mom, it's evil!! Polina The whole school is talking about him. They constantly offer me offers, but I refuse. For this they are a little bit nasty Vladimir I’ll come and talk... You’re doing the right thing by refusing! It's late, go to sleep already, schoolgirl! Polina I can’t sleep, I’m on AIDS

I'm my mother's engineer

some are good at work, some at sports, some are excellent parents, some are loyal friends. but not me. I'm my mother's divergent.

-Mom, I have appendicitis, I need urgent surgery. -Okay, we’ll do it now, but it will be like a birthday party.

I'm my mother's businessman

-Well, I have a proposal for you. If you help me with one thing, you will even earn some money. - Well, I’m listening. -Let me write what I need. If you agree, fine, no, then no. Just won't you make fun of me and call me a fool? -OK. -My friend and I bet 10,000 rubles that I would give a blowjob to a stranger our age. If you give me the opportunity, I can share the money.

I'm ready for a lot, but I'm not ready to put a photo from my passport on my Avatar

when the chicks find out that I'm in town