estepe

read “Netherlands” with the emphasis on the last syllable and feel the smell of the Kazakh steppe, the tart taste of kumiss, the spacious comfort of the yurt.

reserve

-where have you been?! -running from zombies. -Why is the T-shirt dry and doesn’t smell at all?! -Smell your pants.

who lives at the bottom of the ocean? sprat valera? Medusa Oksana? Is Igor an eel? Armenian shrimp? or your self-esteem?

-Your self-esteem is high. -as if it’s my fault that I’m the best

This is Barbie, a few years ago, she was at the center of a big scandal because feminists said that she represented unrealistic, unhealthy and incorrect beauty standards that caused a crisis for little girls and lowered their self-esteem. this is he-man

Who has been to the Alps, tell me, is there really such a smell there?

-Where have you been for so long? - I powdered my nose. -and to be honest? -shit

we were dumbfounded in the morning