estão bebendo

when everyone is drinking and you're driving

drink on black

-Brain, what are we going to do tonight? - the same as usual, kicks. drink, we're in Russia.

this is kind of fucked up, why do people drink milk from other creatures if they can give it to themselves too!! Have you ever seen goats drink human milk?! it's outrageous yes

How to drink discreetly in public places. - Excuse me, are you... drinking your child? -do not teach me. how to be a mother, you asshole!

drinking with a cat is awesome

The worst crime in Russia is when a guy, drinking beer bought after 22:00, near a metro station, lighting a cigarette, holding a phone in his hand at the same time, downloading movies on a torrent and listening to music on VKontakte, invites his chick to give him a blowjob! Now for this probably a life sentence...

“to drink in a limousine for 1500 rubles” - this country cannot be changed

-I put Tracy to bed an hour ago, why are you still sitting and drinking imaginary tea? -we switched to imaginary whiskey, only it’s not imaginary