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my handwriting depends on: my mood, the temperature in the office, the height of the table, lighting, attitude towards the teacher, the weight of the pen, the quality of the notebook paper. but not from me, no.

employer: show me what you can do? I:

son, you've been looking at your desktop for half an hour. -because you’ve been watching me look at my desktop for half an hour already..

flower in the office of computer game developers

-why you left your previous job. -The company office moved, but no one told me where.

It’s obligatory to go into an office wearing shoe covers, but when you call someone to a house, you have to wear boots on the carpet

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

Military registration and enlistment offices would save themselves a lot of problems if they sent summons to the army under the guise of letters from Hogwarts