es stellte sich als unangenehm heraus

sometimes you think: everything will be cool, but it turns out to be crap. and sometimes you think: this is going to be crap, and it’s like looking into the water!

What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas

biologists explained the love of cats for boxes. It turned out that pets, by climbing into boxes, are thus trying to deal with stress.

My wife and I perfectly calculated the timing of conception so that our child would be a Scorpio. but for some reason it turned out to be a subzero.

Mother!

a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!

Oh how I love you all!