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-Darling, promise that you won’t swear!

-marry me? -The man I marry must be brave and smart! -Don’t you remember how I saved you when you were drowning? -Well, yes, you’re brave, but that doesn’t mean you’re smart. -Who do you think overturned the boat?

I was walking along the bank one day, and in the river a man who had run out of arguments in an argument was drowning. "stick to the spelling!" - I shout to him. barely saved...

sailed to a new life, wanted to fulfill a dream, met a woman and drowned instead of her

Harry, I'm from the future, no time to explain, never try potions