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"average penis length, according to research from the British Ulster University" - sorry, but you live in America

let's meet cutie? sorry I misspoke

Sorry, I heard you're drunk here

-Dad, I want to get married. -Apologize first. -For what? - I’m sorry. - But for what? What I've done? -just apologize. -but... what is my fault? - apologize. -For what??? - apologize. -Please, at least tell me the reason! - apologize. -okay, dad... excuse me!!! -Now you're ready. your training was successful. when you learn to apologize without any reason, you can get married!

-Dude, how are you? -you fucking son of a bitch, I played angry birds on highscreen pure f there was only one fucking pig left and your fucking SMS came out on top and I sent the bird to fly, fuck you knows where you went, fuck you bitch!! -sorry... -you just did it one more fucking time, fuck you man, fuck you!!!

Sorry, could you throw this away? bro, take it to the trash heap plz

sorry, if every day you see a lizard balancing a raspberry on its head, you don’t have to like it and scroll further

sorry...sorry...sorry...sorry...