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"average penis length, according to research from the British Ulster University" - sorry, but you live in America

let's meet cutie? sorry I misspoke

Sorry, I heard you're drunk here

-Dad, I want to get married. -Apologize first. -For what? - I’m sorry. - But for what? What I've done? -just apologize. -but... what is my fault? - apologize. -For what??? - apologize. -Please, at least tell me the reason! - apologize. -okay, dad... excuse me!!! -Now you're ready. your training was successful. when you learn to apologize without any reason, you can get married!

-I don’t believe in God, I don’t need sermons. sorry. - but in vain. It’s very difficult in life alone. God helps me in everything! I recently noticed that when I surf on some sites on the Internet, I have links to exactly what I was literally looking for today. I'm sure God knows when you're looking for something and helps you in every possible way, you just have to believe and pay attention to it. - it's called Yandex.direct, you pious idiot. -what is it called?

-Dude, how are you? -you fucking son of a bitch, I played angry birds on highscreen pure f there was only one fucking pig left and your fucking SMS came out on top and I sent the bird to fly, fuck you knows where you went, fuck you bitch!! -sorry... -you just did it one more fucking time, fuck you man, fuck you!!!

Sorry, could you throw this away? bro, take it to the trash heap plz

sorry, if every day you see a lizard balancing a raspberry on its head, you don’t have to like it and scroll further