ensalada de cangrejo

the man who ate 10 crab salads left the table sideways

awesome and fucked up pineapple salad. - In general, he infuriates me!

we had 2 pots of brosh, not red, but with cabbage, 75 sausages, half a canister of tea, an excellent thirst quencher, and an endless supply of salad, completely stuffed with apples and pineapples of all varieties and colors. he infuriated me terribly, but I knew that sooner or later we would switch to this rubbish.

when a girl tells a guy that she is eating a salad, this means that she eats a whole frying pan of fried potatoes with it

one customer entered my cafe and asked for salad and potatoes. I asked if he would eat here or take the order home. he told me to go to hell, took my order and swore at me. I love working in the prison canteen.

-Greek salad for me. -money up front

Caesar salad